howdy,

today i had a ''rich people's'' lunch. i was gonna ordur my regular spam, but instead i ordured some spegetti. it was dee-lishus.

anyways, its bout time i head to the becksville animal carnival.  my pet pig sporky is gunna win this year and she is gonna blow the competiton clean up

i just ordured this african mcGraw bird from eastern australia. it said that it can fly around the wurld. o i have the heeby jeebies.

well ttyl,
~Farmer John McElroy~

howdy y'all
you wont never guess what them happened.
i over here had a hail sterm this right evenin`.
them hailstones were the size of watermelons.
i been growin them fer 2 years and they grow like weeds,
thank you ''miracle gro'' and ''chia pet''
you saved the ''jive turkey farm''.
then, after me and my pa fed the pigs
we went to check on ma. she is mighty sick.
we aint gots no money to get her some medicine
so we just give her chicken food. she has been gettin
better though. my ma and pa are real old folks. its
bout there time to go. im taking my pa to the chocolate
factory. i had won the last golden ticket. well it is up fer grabs
on g-bay. i have 1/2 a bid. they bidded 13 cents. i feel rich alredy.

anways, i have good news. i saved a bunch of money on my
tractor insurance by switching to gayco.

well youngsters, im bouta go hoe my manure. i gots to grow my corn.

~ Farmer John McElroy ~

howdy y'all
how are ya yung ole fellas doing.
this is them thar only technology on this barren farm
all my crops are dying
and muh aminals too

well i gots to go to fix the chicken coop
talk to y'all yungsters later

~ Farmer John McElroy ~